Agitated Climax

I was searching for stuff about man boobs the other day (don’t ask) when I came across the term “moobs” which is a pretty funny contraction. So I thought that if you can have man boobs then you should also have girl boobs, which would be goobs. Another good contraction. But wait, I thought, if it is girl boobs, then it should surely be boy boobs, which contracts to, well, boobs. Hmm. This throws up all kinds of problems, which can only be solved with the following categorization:

• goobs for a girl
• boobs for a boy
• moobs for a man
• woobs for a woman

With the generic non-gender-specific term oob being the root.

I’ve got a friend called Stoob who I suppose must be the patron saint of oobs. Who knows?

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